Well, Since Only Nobody Knows What Will Become of Oppo, Ask Me Anything (Answers Maybe Entirely Made UP)

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
08/12/2016 at 18:43 • Filed to: Shoop, Ama

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Seriously though, has anyone seen Nobody?

DISCUSSION (69)

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:45

Can you post a link to your store, please?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:45

[Raises hand]

NO.

Tareim - V8 powered > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:45

Will we be given any warning before OPPO’s demise?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > The Lurktastic Opponaught
08/12/2016 at 18:46

It’s in the post...

The Lurktastic Opponaught > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:47

Oops.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tareim - V8 powered
08/12/2016 at 18:47

Possibly?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/12/2016 at 18:47

Good.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:47

Are you looking forward to Rick and Morty Season 3? Also can I get a made up and sarcastic response to the future of the servers?

Chariotoflove > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:47

Will the new owners allow Polandball, and will there be Cliff’s Notes for those of us who keep not getting them and yet read them anyway?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:47

Agreed

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:48

Who is the best mod?

CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:50

How often do you want to ban people but can’t?

Does the mod team have it out for me?

Why can’t adults see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
08/12/2016 at 18:52

Rick and Morty season 3?

Kinja'd!!!

The servers will become self aware and kinja the world.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Chariotoflove
08/12/2016 at 18:53

The new owners will have no sense of humor, there will only be cliff notes of pollandball and no comics.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden
08/12/2016 at 18:55

Orlove

extraspecialbitter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:55

Holy fuck, I love you for the BMW Sauber. I miss that team.

Definitely buying this one.

... I’ll also purchase a Marc VDS Z4 GT3 if you have one...?

BKosher84 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:55

Are you really an Arch Duke? I have my doubts....

Chariotoflove > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:56

I shall be less confused but more sad.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:56

Aww jeez Rick this is pretty heavy you know with the servers. Like they’re self aware and shit.

Relax Morty its *burp* kinja, it’s the server equivalent of a short bus.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 18:56

I can agree with that

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CB
08/12/2016 at 18:56

1. I dream of banning everyone.

2. Only PartyVi

3. The world may never know.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BKosher84
08/12/2016 at 18:57

Yes, I am the self proclaimed Arch Duke of Cincinnati.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
08/12/2016 at 18:57

Kinja'd!!!

They are set on low.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 19:00

And realize their only function is to pass butter.

CB > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 19:02

All of those answers were pretty well expected.

DailyTurismo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 19:04

How would you describe oppositelock to a complete newbie/stranger?

Sam > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 19:07

What is your first name?

Where did you come from, where did you go?

Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

LongbowMkII > CB
08/12/2016 at 19:10

3) everyone loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > DailyTurismo
08/12/2016 at 19:14

A complete clusterfuck of the internet.

BKosher84 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 19:22

Well thats unfortunate.. Cleveland city is best city.

TheHondaBro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 19:26

Can I have $5?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheHondaBro
08/12/2016 at 19:27

Sure

Kinja'd!!!

TheHondaBro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 19:28

Why are you such a [poo]?

AfromanGTO > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 19:41

Will the be a mandatory moment of silence, huge burnout, or revving of the engines if OppositeLock ceases to exist?

Also why no V8 Supercar or V8 Race Utes prints??

Kinja'd!!!

Wouldn’t these make awesome designs??

Urambo Tauro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 19:42

So what’s going on in your avatar anyway?

Dusty Ventures > Sam
08/12/2016 at 19:45

His first name is Arch

S65 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 19:50

Why are you arch duke and not king? What is the meaning of Oppo? What is your favorite dinosaur? Which Nissan Skyline is most Nissan Skyline? Can i be mod?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > AfromanGTO
08/12/2016 at 19:54

Like these?

Kinja'd!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > S65
08/12/2016 at 19:59

I can’t be the king.

The crocodile

Chili

Hell no

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Urambo Tauro
08/12/2016 at 20:00

Kinja'd!!!

AfromanGTO > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 20:01

YES!! But you need more race Ute!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 20:02

is the answer to this question made up?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/12/2016 at 20:04

Kinja'd!!!

S65 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 20:08

If Oppos new overlords sell Oppo are you gonna ban everyone?

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 20:09

Airspeed of a swallow

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
08/12/2016 at 20:11

African or European?

Urambo Tauro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 20:11

Come to think of it, I might have seen you post that pic before. I totally forgot about it. What’s his/her name?

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 20:11

The sad thing is I’ve been asked that question before

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Urambo Tauro
08/12/2016 at 20:14

He’s Shadow, he’s a good buddy.

Kinja'd!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures
08/12/2016 at 20:14

The full question?

Xyl0c41n3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 20:18

How’d you come up with your handle?

What ever happened to that frankenbike you were welding together?

Nutella: food of the gods or blasphemy?

How do you prefer your eggs?

Best Oppo moment?

Favorite shape?

Best Star Trek captain?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Xyl0c41n3
08/12/2016 at 20:23

See prior answer + PSN

I donated it

Never had it

Hold the eggs

My shit posts getting shared to the front page

I call it the octagon

Captain Crunch

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 20:32

The first three sentences

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 20:34

Second point: I assume Nobody’s out controlling the weather

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 20:34

I don’t know...

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden
08/12/2016 at 20:37

That explains it.

fhrblig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 20:43

Nissan Versa Note CVT, Mitsubishi Mirage G4 CVT, or self-immolation? You can only choose one.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > fhrblig
08/12/2016 at 20:45

The self-immolation is going backwards over a cliff in a TVR, right?

fhrblig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 21:04

No, backwards over a cliff in a previous-gen Chevy Spark. With a CVT.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > fhrblig
08/12/2016 at 21:07

This is some bullshit.

fhrblig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 21:13

Kinja'd!!!

RallyWrench > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 21:26

Current 128i (right?) or really nice, fully sorted E36?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RallyWrench
08/12/2016 at 21:27

Current, but I really want an LSD

crown victor victoria > S65
08/12/2016 at 21:59

That would probably void our deal to sell everybody’s user data to Acxiom for $2.3M, so no way man, we won’t ban anybody we promise

Xyl0c41n3 > LongbowMkII
08/12/2016 at 22:23

No.

Xyl0c41n3 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 22:25

But regular Captain Crunch or Captain Crunch Berries visit the Delta Quadrant?

deprecated account > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/12/2016 at 23:35

I know a guy

deprecated account > Dusty Ventures
08/12/2016 at 23:37

You're a mortician?

Dusty Ventures > deprecated account
08/12/2016 at 23:45

Family business